祈祷的星星 发表于 2007-7-10 04:24 PM
英语笑话-One Big Happy Family
[align=center][size=4][color=darkorange]One Big Happy Family[/color][/size] [/align][align=center]Originally in English[/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates [/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]because[/color][/size][size=4][color=navy]every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the [/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]prisoners had [/color][/size][size=4][color=navy]family members and friends coming, but poor [/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]George always sat[/color][/size][size=4][color=navy]alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, [/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]the warden called [/color][/size][size=4][color=navy]George to his office and said, [/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]“I notice you’ve never had [/color][/size][size=4][color=navy]any visitors, George.” [/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]Sympathetic, he put his hand on [/color][/size][size=4][color=navy]George’s shoulder. [/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]“Tell me, don’t you have any friends [/color][/size][size=4][color=navy]or family?”[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden.[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=navy]It’s just that they’re all in here!”[/color][/size] [/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkorange]快乐大家族[/color][/size] [/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkgreen]典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末的[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkgreen]探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkgreen]怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。因此在[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkgreen]一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：「乔治，[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkgreen]我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。」他满怀同情地[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkgreen]把手放在乔治的肩膀上：「告诉我，你没有任何朋[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkgreen]友或家人吗？」乔治回答：「喔！当然有，典狱长，[/color][/size][/align][align=center][size=4][color=darkgreen]只不过他们全都在这里面！」 [/color][/size][/align]